Author of Spicy Suspense & Naughty Self- Care. Belly Laugh Speaker. Mout
Escape the drudgery of real life with the Lazy Bombshell AKA Heather Curlee Novak!
I do not adore email...
Reaching out via email is, alas, a necessary gift between us. I will only send occasional emails (mebbe bi-monthly?) AND if I have your physical address, you might be lucky and get a special love letter in the USPS mail!
who in the hecktrocity is Heather Curlee Novak?
Have we met?
Hey friend—so here’s the scoop on me. I’m Heather Curlee Novak, but my readers call me the Lazy Bombshell. Why? Because I fully believe in looking fabulous and taking the simplest route possible. EFFICIENCY IS SEXY. AND I AM TIRED
I write spicy, twisty suspense stories with plenty of humor, a little chaos, and characters you’ll want to text at 2 a.m. like they’re your actual besties. (Don’t text me at 2.am., I GO TO BED BY NINE.)
If it’s sparkly, cheeky, or even a smidge mischievous, you better believe it worked its way into my books.
When I’m not stirring up trouble on the page, I’m usually out motivating people—something I’ve gotten really good at after years of customer service, sales training, and fixing problems I never caused. All that real-life people-wrangling gives me endless inspiration for creating relatable, ride-or-die characters.
In real life, I’m somewhat blissfully married to my very own Prince Charming, John, and we’ve got two wildly interesting daughters who keep us laughing(me cussing) and teach us daily that living boldly is a family sport. I try to live my love out loud—
big joy, big humor, and yes, big spice!
Small Man, Big Murder by Heather Curlee Novak
"His wife left him. His mistress took her place. But when secrets start to unravel, both women realize—they might have more to fear than just a broken heart.”
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to enjoy the immensley talented vocal stylings of
Corey Kouns narrating Small Man, Big Murder.